Marco Hietala abandona Nightwish

Comunicado Oficial:
Marco Hietala, having fallen in love with choral singing during his stint as
a choir leader in the Finnish version of the TV talent show Last Choir Standing,
has, after a long consideration, reached a difficult but unavoidable decision.
He will quit his band career and concentrate solely on choral singing in the
future.
Says Marco: “I’ve banged my head against the wall in various troupes ever
since the early 80’s and raced around the world like a chicken with its head cut
off. It took me 30 years to find the source of ultimate musical orgasm. In Last
Choir Standing I realized there was no sense in making a fool of myself on stage
with a bunch of hippies and spend my nights dazed in afterparties, while I could
concentrate my energies on real musical art in the form of choral singing. It’s
a process of growing up. With me, it just took a bit longer than usually.”
In order to orientate towards his new lifestyle, Marco will retreat into a
monastery to study choral singing. Brother Zacharius, a master of liturgical
chant, will mentor the new “choirboy”.
“I am not familiar with Marco’s former music”, confesses Brother Zacharius,
“but based on the photograph enclosed with his application, he does have certain
visual characteristics required of a good brethren. We wish to welcome him
warmly to our monastery and believe that he will find his place among the
brotherhood.”
“It is general knowledge that they appreciate fine drink in the monasteries”,
Marco muses, “so basically the transition shouldn’t be as radical as you might
initially think.”
Marco’s decision took the Nightwish camp by total surprise, although some
seem to understand the bass player’s choice.
Says Jukka: “I can’t say that I would have expected this, but when you think
about, Marco has dropped a lot hints of his true calling along the years. I’m
sure everybody remembers the scene from From Wishes to Eternity DVD where Marco
performs the song “Kolme Kättä ja Kuusi Penistä” backstage and manages to get
everybody to join him. I can tell you it wasn’t the only time he assembled an
impromptu choir. Also, he never was much of a bass player, so it’s kinda cool
that he concentrates on something else from now on.”

Se pasaron de graciosos!buena broma NW!

plop!...que tal comunicado!
ya ps full floroxD
hay marquitos para rato!!

Jajajajajaaaa quien va a creer eso por Dios xD!! y efectivamente es una broma.

como q marco se va!!! ptm.... ahora quien va a cantar? (anette no cuenta para mi)

jsjajaja esa Oveja, tmb le gusta ver sufrir a otros...

de verdad, q cuando lo lei en el foro de Epica...
casi muero de infarto... ashhh ashhh!

Sin Marco, ya no hay Nw!

es broma no??? ya me habia asustado, en serio... XD


casi grito ahora en plena clase de computo xd

ay ay ay no se jueguen así u-u senti mi coranzon hacer pum pum pum crach! >.<